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Sexpo: I Need Filth People!

Posted by jason on Jun 8, 2009 in Adventures

I’m disappointed no one is eager to help me contact Jewell. She IS the love of my life and I need help from everybody to get in touch with her though her advice column in People. With that in mind I thought I would show you what sort of question I have in mind.

Dear Jewell, After viewing the video ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ on the internet I successfully convinced my wife and my mistress to perform the feat together while I jack off on their tits. Everything went well till my bitch mistress tried to kiss me while having shit on her face. I punched the slut in the face to show I wasn’t interested but it only turned her on. Finally to make her stop I shoved my cock in her mouth but got shit on my balls.

Anyway I was wondering, Is it safe to have sex when a woman is having her period?

What do you guys think? Please help before I have to hire Bob Saget!

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  • jason
    It has been brought to my attention that this post may have upset the average reader. I took this on board and I would like to share my revised letter to Jewell.

    Dear Jewell, I recently received a link via the email that more then upset my wife and I. The link showed a couple enjoying each other (in the bedroom) while on camera. I was shocked to see that a couple, whom I presume to be un-married, would partake in such an activity. My wife needed a valium after accidentally viewing a portion of the film.

    Anyway I was wondering, Do you know where I could get parts for my 1976 Toyota Crown?

    Please note, I am no longer friends with the man who emailed me the link.

    Sigh.

    A wise man once said, “fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, and if they can, fuck 'em anyway!”
  • What I like most about it is how he so clearly respects women, particularly his wife.

    I am mildly disturbed, at best ;)
  • I told you it was going to require a lot of thought to think up something deliciously filthy, but... yeah, I think you done good on your own, mate.

    Wow.
  • modsognir
    .....my god

    for the purpose you're aiming for, i'd say its almost perfect. certainly ..entertaining?
  • Tea
    *backs away slowly*
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