My friend 2Bar posted this link on his blog… and I have spent all evening laughing my arse off. Go. read. now.

If you’ve ever had a gripe with the bogan baby names, well, this site is for you.

And I give you a little pearler:

“I have a 7 yr. old daughter named Mariah Carrie [last name] … as you can tell my husband really likes the singer and we even have a picture with the real Mariah Carey and my Mariah Carrie together. So we are expecting our second child in April and i think we should stick with a singer/star name since we started it with Mariah, yet we call her maya. Sex is unknow so if its a boy I like: Marc Anthony and if its a girl: Aaliyah Marie. What do you guys think? any suggestions? any star/singer names?”

Is that vomit I can taste in my mouth?

I remember when I was in hospital and some bogans were calling their kid “come here, Shania!”. Nothing like a little feral white toddler from Perth, with a booger in her nose, being called Shania. If I was her, I wouldn’t have responded either, in the off chance that people that it was my name and I was being called…

And yes, Jason, if I kept you awake around midnight with my laughter, it was because of this site…