This is a classic. Check it out:
What if you spoke like you commented?
Sleeping with the enemy…
Lisa appeared on Fox & Friends last night (morning NY time), and they needed some video for the segment. Well, guess who the keeper of all things Lisa is? Me :)
So I provided the Fox network with footage, and even sat and watched 2 hours of the show to see Lisa on it (and to see my video…yes… I am a narcissist).
I even laughed a little.
I feel so dirty.
:)
Why we will be married forever… Part 2
I have my business account that has the most money in it most of the time, and Jason doesn’t have access to it. To be able to get cash, I need to give him a slip of paper with the details on it EVERY SINGLE TIME so that he can remember my 4 digit PIN. Yesterday, I resolved to go out and get cash – and the conversation went in a direction you wouldn’t expect. Again.
Jason: “I would automatically fail the “spy” test because I can’t remember names and numbers”
Téa: “I would totally ace that part. I can remember numbers from everything. In fact, I don’t think there is an area where I would fail “spy” school”
Jason pauses, trying to think of something…
Jason: “Well… well… uhm… you’d fail the ‘Hiding behind lamp posts‘ part!”
Niiiice.