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RIP Itchy.

Posted by tealou on Feb 3, 2006 in Motherhood, Uncategorized

“Itchy” is a grasshopper. He has been living in our bathroom for the last week. Mina named him and would talk to him, so we didn’t have the heart to remove him.

That is, until last night, when Itchy decided he would sit on the shower screen right near the sink, and Mina was too scared to brush her teeth. She asked me to get rid of him.

So, rather than kill him, I thought I would slightly close the shower door so that he was on the other side but out of view. Unfortunately, I don’t know my own strength and Itchy accidentally got squished.

I left the bathroom, Mina was happy enough and brushing her teeth, and all of a sudden, she is crying. She comes running up the hallway, looks me straight in the eye and said “he was my BEST FRIEND!”.

I replied “But Mina, you asked me to get rid of him”

She said, her big brown eyes all red and welled up with tears, “He was my best friend and now he’s DEAD!”

At which point, she turned around, ran up the hallway and slammed her door, crying.

Both of us sat there, competely bewildered by what had just happened, and I felt like the world’s WORST mother. I went in to see her, explained to her that it would “be alright”.

Mina didn’t miss a beat. She then looked at me with my obvious heartbroken guilt and said “Mum, Can I have a pet? I’d like a cat.”

I stammered for a bit and we finally haggled until it was agreed that we’d buy her a goldfish. Talk about capitalising!!

Jason then asked her if she had brushed her teeth after all that, and she said “I brushed my teeth and cried my eyes out at the same time”.

My heart was broken, and now we have to get a goldfish or my life depends on it. I can’t help but think we have either hit a major milestone in Mina’s emotional (and manipulative) development, or I have never given that kid enough credit. :)

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  • Chana
    LMAO Téa - oh boy am I scared now! I'd be no match for your daughter!

    May I suggest that when the fish thing gets old, a turtle is a good step up? We have one and he requires almost no maintenance, is about as a cheap as a fish, landlords don't mind him and best of all - they usually live at least 10-20 years (enough time for her to move out and start practising her wily charms on someone else!)
  • A Random Me
    I fear for everyone around her when she becomes an adult.
  • Best you guard that fish with your life or she MAY ask for a pony....or a giraffe....etc ;)
  • Kelly
    Smart girl! Fish are good - I think. And they're cheap and fast enough to replace if they die :P Poor Mina - I felt bad for YOU while reading that, Tea. Tht hasn't happened here yet, I hope it doesn't! I already feel like such a bad Mom!
  • lolli
    LMAO you got played Tea,

    You're right, I dont think you have given her enough credit, at least she didnt ask for a pony
  • "Mina didn’t miss a beat. She then looked at me with my obvious heartbroken guilt and said “Mum, Can I have a pet? I’d like a cat.”

    DAMN!! That girl worked you like a Pro!!

    At least you didn't INTEND to kill Itchy.
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